Tag: funny
group name: lifetogether
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February 21, 2008 04:01 PM EST --
The other day my 3 year old daughter asked to see my belly button. So I showed her. She said it looked a bit funny and that it went all the way in. She then showed me hers and compared hers to mine. I . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:36 PM EST --
Fresh from the oatmeal package at the breakfast table:
Why was the mother staring so intently at the can of frozen orange juice ?
Because on the label it said "concentrate". . . . more
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July 22, 2007 09:32 PM EDT --
My most interesting vacation took place when I was a junior in college. An Economics professor had a grant to take one of her econ. classes to Florida for the week. They kids were going to work at . . . more
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May 09, 2007 05:16 PM EDT --
I got this in my email and thought I would share.
Test For Dementia...
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the . . . more
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May 29, 2007 07:38 AM EDT --
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether
they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews,
r students. here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you . . . more
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November 27, 2007 11:53 PM EST --
This was sent to me in an email and I don't normally post stuff from somebody else, but I am still laughing so hard that now I cannot go to bed.
A Fart
A fart it . . . more
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July 12, 2007 11:50 AM EDT --
I got this from a Joke A Day email and thought it was funny enough to share it. I hope it gives you a giggle!
Life's a Beach...
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the . . . more
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May 26, 2007 12:14 AM EDT --
Q. What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A. Your honor.
Q. What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A. Senator.
Q. How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A. Depends on how thin you . . . more
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August 28, 2007 05:02 AM EDT --
The other day I realized that I need to desperately go grocery shopping, but I didn't want to battle the weekend crowd. I figured I did have enough ingredients to make Shephard's pie, though without . . . more
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June 13, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window
on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle
seat between them.
The first man looked . . . more
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December 11, 2007 02:21 PM EST --
This one is pretty simple......one per post but post as many as you can think of ok.......here is how it's done: Take the first letter of your first name and make a word that is discriptive . . . more
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January 25, 2008 01:09 PM EST --
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall . . . more
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July 23, 2007 11:38 AM EDT --
My older kids are playing school and pretending that the school bus is coming to take them to school.
He has taken it literally and has put his new backpack on and is proceeding to go and wait outside . . . more
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January 14, 2008 12:16 PM EST --
My Resume .....
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack . . . more
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December 07, 2007 09:42 AM EST --
(For those of you that hate snow you'll think I am crazy. For those of you that like snow, the few that there are, you'll know what I am talking about.)
I fell asleep early last . . . more
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August 04, 2007 11:48 PM EDT --
Today as I sat at the coffee shop I tried to avoid looking directly at couple that were obviously on there first date. I have seen worms on the end of fishing hooks that looked more comfortable . . . more
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April 21, 2008 07:55 PM EDT --
"What is it?", he asked.
I looked into the face of my innocent nephew who at only 7 years old was always full of questions.
He sat staring out the big glass window of the little diner . . . more
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May 06, 2008 01:51 PM EDT --
My spouse & kids & I were out on the front lawn playing baseball the other day. And some people were moving in next door.
My wife has this awful couch that we all hate -- it's this nasty . . . more
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April 28, 2008 01:10 PM EDT --
My guy friend & I were out driving the other day, listening to the radio. A new song started... and my friend smiled...
And he said, "Oh, this is the new one by Swaylor Tift!"
I just . . . more
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July 10, 2008 10:54 AM EDT --
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer."
(by Arnold Schwarzenegger) - (yeesh, his name is hard to spell!!!)
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