Tag: humor
group name: lifetogether
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September 11, 2007 12:45 AM EDT --
1. What is your greatest regret?
That is hard for me to say. I have several regrets but if I dwell on them, it just makes me discouraged. I prefer to try and keep all memory of them in the . . . more
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July 27, 2007 12:08 AM EDT --
My husband has a very odd sense of humor. Some say he is weird. I just think it's part of his charm.
Tonight he asked me a question I couldn't or should I say wouldn't answer, but said . . . more
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February 21, 2008 04:01 PM EST --
The other day my 3 year old daughter asked to see my belly button. So I showed her. She said it looked a bit funny and that it went all the way in. She then showed me hers and compared hers to mine. I . . . more
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July 12, 2007 11:50 AM EDT --
I got this from a Joke A Day email and thought it was funny enough to share it. I hope it gives you a giggle!
Life's a Beach...
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the . . . more
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May 09, 2007 05:16 PM EDT --
I got this in my email and thought I would share.
Test For Dementia...
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the . . . more
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February 18, 2008 06:22 AM EST --
In the past few days I've attended two rounds of Major League Baseball Spring Training. My daughter and I visited the City of Palms Park in Fort Myers, Florida, as well as Ed Smith Stadium in Sarasota. . . . more
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July 10, 2007 11:58 PM EDT --
I never thought it would come to this. There I sat at 10:15 PM on a "school night" having last heard from my mother over three hours before when she left for an appointment with . . . more
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January 05, 2008 10:12 PM EST --
Mothers spend many sleepless nights caring for their children-sometimes when those children are in their 20's.
Mothers seldom eat hot food.
Mothers pray without . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:06 PM EST --
Here's what I requested this morning for today's writing essential:
" For today's Writing Essential, I'd like to feature pieces that show our expressions of love. NO LOVE . . . more
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February 11, 2008 11:30 PM EST --
You've heard them whether you've attended an auction or not. You've undoubtedly heard one on the radio or witnessed one on TV. Auctioneers are a rare breed. And how on . . . more
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September 27, 2007 05:22 PM EDT --
Everyone should get a good laugh every day. It keeps us young.makes us feel good and just brightens our day. Everyone laughs differently. But it is stilltherapeutic. I keep seeing and participating . . . more
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January 25, 2008 01:09 PM EST --
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall . . . more
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January 17, 2008 08:43 PM EST --
I need ideas from all my Gather friends for selling tickets to Elizabeth's fundraising concert. I realize it's all been put together very quickly, and she's accomplished some pretty amazing . . . more
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January 19, 2008 11:27 AM EST --
I'm so excited! Our local paper interviewed Elizabeth and said the spread would run on Sunday...the day of the benefit concert. We were thrilled with that. Last minute ticket sales could be bolstered . . . more
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February 11, 2008 10:46 AM EST --
As women, we sometimes find it hard to understand how the opposite sex-so meticulous in their grooming of ridiculous things-like the grass surrounding the lamp post, can be so oblivious to their . . . more
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March 24, 2008 02:30 PM EDT --
There are occasions when my mind tends to do far worse than wander. In fact I think it takes a hiatus from time to time. I try to cover it up, but never to much success.
"Your name is...." . . . more
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August 29, 2007 05:42 PM EDT --
As the Labor Day holiday approaches, my mind didn't turn to the great labor movements which brought to fruition much of what we take for granted; safe work places, fair wages, and employee rights. . . . more
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June 11, 2008 10:24 AM EDT --
There's no mar gin when it comes to a gin g
No rearran gin g will stop this process
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Acknowled gin g, a gin g . . . more
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August 06, 2007 12:16 PM EDT --
1.) What was our president's name in 1968?
2.) If you took five apples from nine apples how many apples would you have?
3.) Is it legal for a man in the state of Mississippi for a man to marry his . . . more
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January 28, 2008 12:21 PM EST --
The tub itself was remarkable. Not only was it long and deep, it was separate from the shower. It stood alone in its pristine frame of classy Italian marble tile. The elegant faucets opened and . . . more
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